I’m in your feed today to make you a weird offer you’ll at least remember – and hopefully might consider accepting.
I’m a Marketer / Copywriter/ Purveyor of Awful Dad Jokes.
I think I can come up with a range of ideas to help you make your marketing stand out and get more sales.
The cost? A paltry $1!
Why not for free, you might ask?
Well, I gotta know you have some money!
I’ll even offer a money-back guarantee. 😀
Heck, I’ll go even further. Only pay me if you’re completely satisfied you’ve got your monies worth.
If you’re intrigued by this unusual offer, comment or message me the word dollar. If there’s anything specific you want me to think about, let me know.
Thanks for your time. Have an absolutely wonderful day,
Will Direct Response Copywriter / Maker of weird offers / Ready to work hard for your $1
P.S. My goal is to get my foot in the door – and if I want to work with companies I personally like the sound of, I likely have to make the first move… Which means making a pitch like this.
P.P.S. I’m only offering 30 of these so don’t sit on the fence. You’ll miss out and get splinters, both of which suck.
